March 2012
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canyousaycunt:
let’s split up, gang let’s split up, gang
let’s split up, gang
just me, daphne and velma
all alone
i’ll tell you what else will be splitting tonight their vaginas
I’m so happy this is back
February 2012
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“I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. Like a five-year-old, I want to close my...”
– I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. (via azelie)
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I hate when people have positive adjectives of themselves in their usernames. Like “sexygirl394849300203849” and shit. Oh, you’re telling me you’re attractive, intelligent, and/or amusing? Thank God. I was worried I’d have to decide that for myself or something.
This post has been brought to you by PMS and pessimism.
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Reading Oscar Wilde’s “The Soul of Man under Socialism.” HOW THE HELL DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED BEFORE?!
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So my computer keeps signing me into other people’s social networking accounts. So anyone who has used my computer ever EVER is now accidentally getting hacked.
I feel like I should use this to my advantage. Too bad my friends are boring.
(I still love you guys.)
(Mostly.)
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Tom Hardy spam. It is coming. So am I.
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I made my bed, I’ll lie in it I made my bed, I’ll die in it I made my bed, I’ll lie in it I made my bed, I’ll die in it
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hay-sally said: <3
I wuv you.
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This Valentine’s Day I received:
- 1 gigantic card - 1 gigantic teddy bear - 3 orgasms - 1 fullbody massage - 3 Luigi’s ice cups - 1 free dinner complete with chips and salsa appetizer - 848923849 reminders that my life is amazing
Not bad. Not bad at all.
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It’s weird looking back at some of the people I used to be friends with in high school.
They really didn’t care about me at all. As in, at all.
I didn’t find my real friends until my last year.
Sometimes I’d give anything to go back and do it over again. I would have given significantly less fucks for the first three years.
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